Welcome to Garfield Tower ApartmentsThe most aromatic (i.e., the stinkiest) high rise apartment building in Cincinnati, OHWe have aromas that Rumpke Dump can only dream of!! |
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We pride ourselves in NOT emptying the trash chute EVERY weekend.
Letting the trash back up EVERY WEEKEND used to be a problem because our residents complained, and complained, and complained. But... We have ignored them for so long that they gave up complaining. Heh, heh... no more complaints, no more problem! |
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| March 30, 2008... |
---------------- 1st floor ------------------ 2nd floor 3rd floor 4th floor Note: The 1st floor is actually the 3rd floor (because of the goofy numbering scheme) so we have trash backed up 6 floors (4th floor is really the 6th floor). (Presuming a floor is 10' high... we have a pile of trash over 60' high!!) |
| April 6, 2008... Isn't this lovely? Makes you wanna move in tonight, yes? |
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--- 1st floor --- --- 1st floor --- 2nd floor Friday night Sunday Night |
| April 13, 2008... Oops!!! We slipped up this weekend (hee, hee, hee). |
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| April 20, 2008... WOW!!! We really blew it this weekend, didn't we? Well... not really... if we won't empty lots of trash, we're sure not gonna worry about this little bit! |
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| April 27, 2008... We're BACK!!!!!!!!!! Oh... and the aroma... just like Kramer's buttocks -- sublime :-) Eat your heat out Rumpke Dump |
------------------ 1st floor ---------------- ------------------ 2nd floor ---------------- 3rd floor Remember: The 1st floor is actually the 3rd floor, so... we have trash backed up 5 floors!!! (Presuming a floor is 10' high... we have a pile of trash over 50' high!!) |
| May 04, 2008... MAN!!! Another slip-up. |
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| May 11, 2008... |
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| May 18, 2008... Hmm... Another slow week? Off with their heads!!!! |
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| May 26, 2008... We just love sticking it to our residents! Are we on a roll, or WHAT?? |
Tuesday, May 27th -- the trash is still here. We really love NOT DOING the job we get paid for!!!! 
----------------- 1st floor ----------------- --------- 2nd floor -------- is backed up now. |
| June 1, 2008... Damn!!! Slipping again |
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| June 3, 2008 through July 12, 2008... |
Sorry folks -- I'm so fucking tired of taking pictures that I took a break.
But believe me the trash was allowed to back up every weekend. This place is a FILTHY, STINKING, TRASH DUMP. |
| Monday, July 14, 2008... |
------------------ 1st floor ---------------- ------------------ 2nd floor ---------------- 3rd floor Remember: The 1st floor is actually the 3rd floor so we have trash backed up 5 floors!!! (Presuming a floor is 10' high... we have a pile of trash over 50' high!!) |
| Monday, July 21, 2008... Aw Shucks... Slipping again |
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| Monday, July 28, 2008... Hey folks, we've got a REAL treat this week! We let the trash back up over the weekend and then DIDN'T empty it until Wednesday!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... |
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----------------- 1st floor ----------------- ---------- 2nd floor -------- Tuesday, July 29th -- still here Tuesday afternoon
Wednesday, July 30th -- still here Wednesday afternoon -- this place is such a FUCKING DUMP these days!!!!! |
| Monday, August 4, 2008... Aw Shucks... Slipping again But we still managed to NOT empty the trash chute all weekend -- another pile of trash 30+ feet high!!!! |
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| Oh, let us not forget our wonderful year round indoor swimming pool!! | |
| We started working on it in early March of 2008 (told our residents in a
written letter that
we'd have it all ready to go in 2-3 weeks).
However, we have decided that our resident's aren't worth a pool (even though we advertise one). So we've just let it go... |
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Who cares? (We don't... ha, ha, ha). |
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| Here are some updated photos of the pool. That's right... we're still working on it!! Ha, ha, ha... It's July 14 and we've screwed our residents out of a pool for almost the entire summer! |
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Garfield Tower Apartments |
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